He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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