I just made out with a guy for $7.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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