so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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