she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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