so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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