it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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