my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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