We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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