Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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