Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
someone owes me an orgasm
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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