i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Let's get the cat blown out
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
