just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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