She's JV to your varsity
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
