I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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