when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
He shit in the fireplace
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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