I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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