So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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