Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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