Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
