There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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