This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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