I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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