Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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