...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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