He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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