So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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