He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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