Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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