i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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