He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
