Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
