It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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