Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i just had sex bonerless
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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