Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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