she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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