I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Randomize
