quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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