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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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