i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
it was like having sex with a tree stump
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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