did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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