remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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