The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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