You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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