I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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