i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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