he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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