if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Couch. On fire.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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