so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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