I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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