just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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