People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
