We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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