he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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